Just finished work happy new years guys

johnegbertfromtv:

Ohio State University holding a gun to my head: Oh so you think your Honors material huh? You think you’re so smart? Tell us who you kin

bootsselbst:

maxkirin:

when you want to write something really deep but it ends up sounding like

tchaikovskaya:

why do you freaks think the queen of england is some adorable little grandma, she lives in a fucking palace and was monarch during england’s colonial rule of half of africa. she has immense power and wealth (directly stolen from imperial holdings across the world & her own people) because of the coincidence of her birth. she’s not cute. i dont care about her color coordinated umbrellas or her pet corgis. what the fuck yall.

flintlesbian:

mutantapologist:

Is this what mitski meant when she said give me one good movie kiss

be the cowboy

At the risk of sounding like Alix @coniello from last year Hamilton is very very good

lizardsister:

just gonna say it we as a society are never going to have an image as funny as this one again

boyuck:

enigmatic-fool:

boyuck:

remember the 3 G’s

-Gay

-Goth

-Goblin

thank u for like, the ONLY good addition to my post