HM THEMES

I CANT FIND MY BLOODY PHONE

dear anyone considering doing a level biology

have u also considered grating ur genitals off with a cheese grater bc like

that’d probably hurt less

urs faithfully

hannah p

dorkfeyrac:

i havent posted a selfie in at least seven hundred years

dorkfeyrac:

i havent posted a selfie in at least seven hundred years

euphrasiefauchelevent hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet “I LOST MY PIZZA”

HOW THE HELL DO YOU EVEN MANAGE THAT HOW DO YOU LOSE AN ENTIRE PIZZA

feministlucy hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet “I LOST MY PIZZA”

HANNAH HOW how do you lose a pizza how do you even do that

I DONT EVEN KNOW I STILL HAVENT FOUND IT HOW DO I DO THIS

fricking lost a game of chess bc my sister wouldnt shut the fuck up oh my g od

BASICS:

name: hannah

birthday: august 3rd

zodiac: leo xoxoxoxo

single or taken: tAKEN WOAH

height: 5’5

eye color:  blue

middle name: may

favorite color: i dont know it varies (pink??? red??? black??? blue???? its a mystery)

lucky number: 3 

SPECIFICS/DETAILS:

hogwarts house: gRYFFINDOR

favorite television show: i dont ??? rly watch tv

favorite season: autumn or winter

describe yourself in a few words: too hecking cool 4 words xoxoxo

future children’s names: idk (i used to want a kid called chlorine dont even///////) bUT MY FUTURE PUGS okay one’s gonna be called razzle and the others gonna be called dazzle and then i can be like ‘give them the old razzle dazzle’ and then release the pugs

meaning of your name: god has favoured me xoxoxo (no seriously)

ultimate otp: dON T EVEN ASK ME (ive read an unhealthy amount of jasico fic the past week tho so like…………..)(altho e/c/c)(but the ultimate is probably jily i doNT KNOW)

what do you plan to/do for a living: play violin 

starbucks order: medium black americano 

THIS OR THAT:

introvert or extrovert: extrovert 

dawn or dusk:  dusk

righty or lefty: righty

coffee or tea: cOFF E E 

rain or shine: rain

reading or writing: reading

salparadisewasright:

tea-with-a-splash-of-kitten:

The worst part about liking classical music is when you forget the name of a piece and you can’t google the lyrics because there are none

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What I mean: You are one of the best friends I've ever had. The level on which we connect baffles me. I'm so so happy that I can share my interests, secrets, guilt, faults, joys, and insecurities with you in confidence and receive encouragement to improve and keep being better, and I'm comfortable with the ease with which I can reciprocate those feelings and that support to you as well. We make a great team and I'm really fortunate to have you in my life.
What I say: u lil shit